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Having a gun pulled on you is quite exhilarating. Funny thing is, I already miss the high of the adrenaline.
Really pulls you fully into a moment. Time stands still and your mental captures the whole scene at a mega-pixel level higher then any digital camera. Every grain of the wall behind, every twitch and motion of the face.
Pure anticipation, the seconds tick by, but each tick feels like a brick being dropped.
The barrel of the gun flashes and you wake up.

LOGOS

Logorama from Marc Altshuler - Human Music on Vimeo.

I spent a long time in high school studying computer graphics, effective logos, and advertising. This short animated film is a goldmine of some of the best and most recognizable logos in existence. There were only a few that I could not identify.
This film won a 2010 academy award under the category of animated short.
Packed with action and social commentary that you do not want to miss, made even more relevant by the recent BP oil spill. Film was released in 2009. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

But sometimes that just ain't enough...

accounting aka elementary math

I hate the education system, lets teach the same thing a different way with different terminology and call it a different subject. YA CASH COW IDEA!
This shit is easy, I have known it since around 5th grade. Fuck accounting.

Ok go...

Hell Ya - bloodhound gang

Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

Starting off vacation the right way.

First night of vacation last night, went out to celebrate my friend Eric's 21st. Met his family and some of his friends and commenced a night of getting him as drunk as can be. Got him 3 mini shots and a 750ml of peppermint schnapps as his gift. He took one shot before even going into the bar. A night of craziness ensued, played flip cup with a table of complete strangers and Bob one of Eric's friends, and Wes Eric's brother. I hit the cup first try all three rounds. Physics FTW. Eric's Mom got me two shots to take with the family. Plus I took several shots with Eric. B-52, sex on the beach, red headed slut, and plenty of beer.
Met some cool people and headed back to Eric's place because I was way too gone to drive. It has been a long time since I have been drunk enough to consider sleeping on the floor comfortable. No hangover though, so that's good. Going to spend the rest of the week reading, watching movies, plays, and hanging out. Not having a schedule rocks. Maybe some fallout 3 if i can get the Xbox360 to hook to the ancient TV. Once it stops raining I might also go for a run.